This guy. That song. Unf.
Underwater photo of the Humpback Whale
Photographer Tony Wu
My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME
This is exactly why we have this technology
She’s actually crying because the word “moist” makes her so uncomfortable.
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog